25 questions every Cotswold resident is dying to ask

25 questions every Cotswold resident is dying to ask
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(1) Where does Cotswold actually begin and end?

(2) Who designed the parking lot at Providence Plaza? And how much were they paid to do it?

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(3) The same goes for Cotswold Village.

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(4) Why do people insist on parking in the spaces that shouldn’t be considered spaces in said parking lot? Pulling onto the curb does not make up for this.

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(5) Will my car get towed if I park in this parking lot and hop the wall to Chick-Fil-A?

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(6) Why are there two Providence Preparatory buildings on Providence Road, and did my parents pay that much for my early education?

(7) I’m not engaged, married, or even sure I want kids – but do I need to start thinking about wait lists at places like Providence Prep and Myers Park Country Club?

(8) What did I do to deserve a Publix directly across from Harris Teeter?

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(9) What did I do to deserve a Publix directly across from Harris Teeter?

(10) And what’s it going to do to traffic?

(11) What’s happening behind the doors of the Ancient & Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry on Randolph?

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(12) Why haven’t I visited the Mint Museum yet?

(13) Or the art gallery at Providence Plaza?

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(14) Am I in the window of time in which it’s safe to drive in the right-hand lane down Randolph? Looking at you, Chick-Fil-A.

(15) What is Nakao International?

Answer: it’s a salon.

(16) Does the car in front of Wolfman get driven?

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(17) Who’s Eddie?

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(18) Why don’t we have a bigger, more central park than Oakhurst?

(19) How much longer do I have to wait before I can get another round of free pancakes at IHOP?

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Answer: until March 8, 2016.

(20) FlyWheel or 9Round: which will hurt more tomorrow?


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(21) What’s the deal with that car wash and detail service run out of the back of a van on Robin Road?

(22) Why don’t we have a bookstore?

(23) Why do people continue to try to turn left out of Cotswold Village on the UPS end?

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(24) How long do we have before a big beige rectangle makes itself Cotswold’s centerpiece?

(25) And the most important: Is Poppy’s really worth the wait?

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Answer: yes.

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